INT. GEOGRAPHY CLASS. MORNING.
Anielle enters the fairly large class with the walls being a giant map. Anielle sees Alberto and a bunch of others staring excitedly out the window. Anielle goes to check it out.
What are we looking at?
RED HAIRED GIRL:
Look! They’re giving us a building!
Anielle looks out the window. INTERCUT- a group of wizards constructing a FAUK club building. So far, it looks like a small club house. INTERCUT BACK.
Well, at least the DOG House won’t
be the most made fun of building
on campus anymore!
You were never a believer in the
leader, were you?
I think everyone has free will and
you are in the middle of a self-
PROFESSOR ERMETES peers out the window.
Ah, some new geography to our
campus. How about now we focus
on the lecture I’m going to give?
Everyone starts to return to their seats, giving Anielle dirty looks.
You know, this boyfriend of yours is
still missing. You must be…needy…
I’d never do it with a stupid FAUK’er!
Well, then you’ll be alone forever.
Anielle and Alberto sit down.
You can discuss the leader later
at the meeting tonight. I’m bringing
my macaroon recipe!
Anielle sits down and sighs.
INT. DORM LOUNGE. NIGHT.
Anielle talks to PETER (rigid, jet black hair, square glasses, somber expression) on her laptop.
I’m so glad I’ve gotten some free time!
If my Antarctica conference wasn’t
cancelled at the last minute, I’d still
be stuck at the office! Sarah is angry
I keep having to postpone the wedding.
How did your dad manage three marriages.
No idea. Why don’t you ask him? Don’t
you work for him?
I never see him since I’m always in
my office. If I do see him, he’s too
busy to talk.
Yeah, everyone is too busy to talk
to me. I’m glad we stayed in touch!
Well, you probably heard that my
boyfriend was kidnapped.
Does the kidnapper know that your
dad cut you off?
They’re not asking for a ransom. I have
no idea why he was kidnapped. Every
time I get close to a lead, something
gets in the way.
Wow, that sounds tough.
And on top of that, there’s this FAUK club-
A what club?
Future Apprentices of University Kingdom.
Basically, they believe the new President
of Temca Academy will be a glorious new
leader that will spread his ideas all over
Why would they believe that?
They believe it cuz a psychic told them
it would happen.
Thank you! You’re the only one that
seems to agree with me on that. The
club has been getting stronger and stronger.
They know I’m not a believer, so they treat
me like an outcast. I’m just glad it’s spring
break. With an empty dorm, I don’t have
to be stuck in my room or worry about
people giving me dirty looks in the halls.
Aren’t your friends there?
No. Toci bought a cruise ticket to try
and seduce her boyfriend, Chad. George
is in Mexico supposedly looking for where
Babelsama ran off to, but I think he’s there
visiting his grandfather and to try to “be
If he’s trying to find a criminal, he should
try to find a tunnel. Most criminals use
them to try and elude authorities. Let
me check my maps. Yes, there’s an
underground tunnel that goes from the
magical shops in DC to Puerta del Domincio.
It’s a small, creepy tourist town in
Mexico. It literally translates to
Anielle gasps in understanding.
But the underground tunnels aren’t
just for criminals. Sure, they disguise
themselves as animals and go undetected,
but they’re going to perfect underground
security soon. The tunnel is also used for-
Thanks Peter! You’ve been helpful.
Okay, well glad I could help. Well, I
better go. Good luck now!
I thought you didn’t believe in luck!
Peter shrugs and signs off.
INT. JOSHUA AND GEORGE’S ROOM. AFTERNOON.
Toci tends to George’s massive sunburn. Anielles sits on Joshua’s empty bed.
Yeah, my grandfather said he used
the DDD Tunnel to get to America.
I tried to travel there, but it hurt to
fly with these sunburns.
So, you sunbathed nude cuz you
thought you’d get tan enough to
look more Mexican?
It’s not like I spent a thousand pieces
on a cruise to seduce a virgin! Which
didn’t even work! Close as you got was
him behind you in a conga line!
Thanks for asking about my spring break,
by the way! I did learn something important
actually. I think I know where Babelsama
is hiding out. He lives in Hell. The tunnel
must go to Madame Fate’s shop. If we take
that tunnel, we can go to Puerta del Dominicio
and rescue Joshua, who is literally in Hell!
So, you want to break into Madame Fate’s
shop, go to Hell, and battle Babelsama
plus whatever demon he has working for him?
I’m not gonna go without a plan. Babelsama
can be outsmarted. The hardest part will be
breaking into Madame Fate’s shop.
Man, this would be a kick ass action
movie if weren’t full of stupid people!
Circe stumbles in, drunk, and falls face first into the room.
Sorry! I thought this was this hot guy
I met at the FAUK party! Oops, they
don’t like it when I say that!
Do I know you?
Okay. Bye byeeeee!
She walks away. A crash is heard from a distance.
Look, before you go to Hell, find a way
for Babelsama to stop having sex. He must
be seducing someone at that party. It’s not
fair! That evil vato gets to score and I don’t!
That’s it! I’m gonna do it!
Toci brings a vial out of her pocket.
I’m putting this in his drink and
I’m having my way with him!
Anielle takes the vial away.
Will you stop thinking about sex
for one minute! Just think about
getting into that party.
Are you lock-o? No one there
Actually, one person does…