INT. TOCI’S ROOM. MORNING.
EST-Half of Toci’s room is covered in plants, pictures of animals, books on organic gardening, and things along that line. The other half looks similar to Circe’s decorations. Anielle looks at it in disgust.
TOCI:
That’s my roommate’s, Agatha.
George and Joshua enter.
GEORGE:
Agatha? She’s hot.
JOSHUA:
We heard what happened down-
stairs. So you got a-
TOCI:
Wait!
(kicks the bed)
Hey you! Time to go!
A half naked man appears from under Toci’s blankets, grabs his pants, and leaves.
JOSHUA:
I didn’t know you had a
boyfriend.
TOCI:
I don’t have a boyfriend. I
met him last night.
GEORGE:
But we were with you last
night!
TOCI:
I remembered why I was going
to the kitchen when I found
you. I was getting some ice
cream out of the refrigerator.
I went back for it, and he was
there, getting a beer, and then
next thing I remember, we were
sleeping together!
JOSHUA:
Are you gonna see him again?
TOCI:
Oh no, he’s not my type.
GEORGE:
Then why did you sleep with him?
TOCI:
He looked thick!
ANIELLE:
Alright, that’s enough! I didn’t
come here to gossip about Toci!
This is serious! We have a fear
monger in this hall! It’s possible
they’ll try to scare us. We’re going
to have to face our fears while we
hunt them down.
GEORGE:
How are we going to get pictures
of everyone’s rooms without
looking perverted or creepy!
TOCI:
We could get spy cameras.
JOSHUA:
I can’t afford that.
TOCI:
Well, someone here can afford
spy cameras for everyone…
They all look at Anielle.
ANIELLE:
(shrugs)
Okay, since I have to. At
least this will fill in
some extra time I’ll have
apparently since my boyfriend
will be busy at a conference.
JOSHUA:
What do you see in that
pompous asshole?
GEORGE:
One person with money gets
with another person with
money so they have twice as
much money.
ANIELLE:
It’s not like that!
TOCI:
Then why?
Anielle has to think for a second.
ANIELLE:
He’s always been there for
me…
JOSHUA:
Except during this conference!
ANIELLE:
Oh great, now it’s my turn
to gossip about my life! Why
do you care?
Before anyone can answer, Circe walks in with Agatha.
AGATHA:
Oh, sorry! We’ll go to Circe’s
room then!
They leave but they do not get far.
CIRCE (O.S.)
Eiww! How did this fly get
in here?
The four look at each other with apprehension. They gather themselves up and run after the fly.
INT. DORM HALL. MORNING.
The four come barreling out furiously trying to swat the fly. People give them strange looks, but they ignore it, just concentrating on the fly. They spread out through the hall, try to corner the fly. They use their scepters to close doors that the fly tries to get into. Finally, they corner the fly at the end of the hall near the stairwell. The fly lands on Joshua’s pant zipper, and George swats it. The fly dies as Joshua doubles over in pain.
GEORGE:
Yes! I got the fly!
TOCI:
Both of them! I can brew
something for the pain.
She leaves.
GEORGE:
Now, what was I doing before
this?
(beat)
Oh crap! The first broomstick
football meeting!
George runs down the stairs. Joshua hobbles into the stairwell. Anielle notices the fly’s body morph into the fear monger monster. She kicks it into the stairwell.
JOSHUA (O.S.)
Ow!
Anielle sees the onlookers from the fly incident, laughs embarrassedly, and goes into the stairwell.
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