EXT. THE WOODS. NIGHT.
The four stand before the woods with their scepters drawn.
Ready for this?
A bunch of henchmen appear before them. They are outnumbered, so they run into the woods.
EXT. WOOD GROVE. NIGHT.
They all run into a grove but stop to breathe.
We should’ve brought brooms!
How can out run them?
We can’t, but we can capture
them. All we need is a distraction.
I got this!
When the henchmen appear, Toci lifts up her shirt to flash them. While they gawk at her, the other three use their scepters to bind them with a latex rope.
Latex ropes-they’re ninety-
nine percent effective!
My tetas are gifts; my tetas
They leave the area.
EXT. BABELSAM’S LAIR. NIGHT.
On the outskirts of the woods, in a small town, the four spot the dilapidated office building with a sign that reads “Curiosity killed the trespasser.”
Do you think he set up booby
traps for us?
Oh please! I’m training to be
a peace officer, and I think I
am wise enough to spot a booby
trap a mile away!
They step forward, which activates a trap door. They all fall in.
INT. BABELSAMA’S LAIR. NIGHT.
They land with a thud in the same room from the beginning. The lights turn on as Babelsama moves towards them.
Ah, it’s the beginning of the end.
Ooh, how melodramatic!
Who knew that my plan would be
foiled by a drunk, a hippy, a
dumb jock, and a spoiled brat!
That’s what I said!
And now we’ll fight. Don’t think
of your number as an advantage
because I am an extremely powerful
Then why did you have fear
mongers and henchmen do your
Meh. Too lazy.
He makes the ground shake, and the four lose their balance. Their scepters are knocked out of their hands. Every time they get close to their scepters, Babelsama shoots a hex at them, which forces them to dodge it.
You are the most annoying person
on the planet!
Want some peace? I could kill you!
He surrounds the four in a circle of fire. They without a scepter and surrounded. They glue together, not knowing what to do. Babelsama goes into the fire.
Victory is almost mine! Now, I
just gotta get rid of the people
that made the last nine months
hell! And nothing can stop me!
MAGIC SWAT (O.S.)
This is the magical swat team!
We have you surrounded! Prepare
for our entrance!
Son of a bitch! You’re not supposed
to call the peace men! Heroes are
supposed to do everything on their
own! That’s the rule! I guess I’ll
have to waste as many of you as I can!
He quickly aims a spell at Anielle. Anielle did not react in time, but Joshua does and takes the hex for her. The magical swat team bursts in, puts out the flames, and rapidly grabs Babelsama. Anielle immediately dives down to make sure Joshua is okay.
Joshua! I can’t feel a pulse!
You can’t be gone! Everything
is so clear now! I wanna be with
you! I’ve never felt like this
about a guy before. You sacrificed
yourself for me! No one has ever
cared about me so much. This can’t
be it! We are supposed to be
Anielle turns away and starts crying for a beat.
Anielle is startled and screams.
Sorry, I thought you were dead.
She pounces on him for a hug.
Not yet. Everything hurts right now.
You were going to die for me.
You saved my life first.
Anielle knows what he is trying to say. They kiss.
I’m so glad I was arrested so
I could make this magical moment
happen! I still can’t believe
you called the peace officers!
The mummy appears on the scene.
No, I did. You bastard! You left
me alone in the Sahara desert for
Babelsama grumbles, and the magical swat team takes him away.
INT. ANIELLE AND TOCI’S ROOM. NIGHT.
Anielle and Toci return, not knowing Neiman is waiting for them.
The rescue medics said Joshua
should be out tomorrow morning.
I know how I’m going to thank
him too! With some….oh, hi
There you are! I came to get you.
You’re not packed.
Listen, you probably know that
Peter and I broke up. Did he
tell you why?
No. I was puzzled about that.
He needs to date someone who’s
going to spend the rest of her
life at your company, and I’m
not. I changed my major. I’m
going to be a rescue healer!
Peter and I don’t love each
other. He’s dating his secretary
now. I met someone too. He’s
training to be a crime solver.
No! You’re supposed to be the
good one! Your sister married
the pool boy! You’re supposed
to sleep with the help, not
marry them! Why did you both
choose to be middle class?
You don’t get it. Your first
two wives left you because you
chose your work over your family.
I only need enough money to live
comfortably. I made up my mind to
pursue my passions, and I’ve never
Fine! Call me when you change your
Neiman storms out.
Wow. You never told me about
Well, for a while we weren’t
speaking to each other.
George appears at the door.
Way to tell off your dad!
You heard that? Oh right,
thin walls. My mom married
an interior designer, his
second wife married some
soap opera star, and his
current wife has been with
him for ten years. He is at
the office so much he has no
idea she’s a cougar chasing
young men all day! I’m glad
that won’t happen to me!
Good for you!
So…can I call your stepmom?
They all laugh.
INT. ANIELLE AND TOCI’S ROOM. MORNING.
Joshua enters, not looking directly at Anielle.
Look, I know you wanna take it
slow, which is understandable
since you just got out of a long
relationship and we almost died.
I’m okay with that. I wanna do
whatever it takes to make you happy.
Joshua finally sees her, and his jaw drops as he sees her in a cheerleading outfit.
Did I tell you I made next
year’s cheer squad?
Aw, man! You wanna take things
slow when you wear that? That’s
Anielle presses up against him and puts her arms around his neck.
I never said I wanted to take
Oh, thank God!
Anielle laughs. They deeply kiss and Joshua lowers her to the bed.
INT. HALLWAY. AFTERNOON.
Toci is about to enter the room when she notices a red x on the door.
Chad appears by the door.
Is Anielle busy?
Yeah she is! All year, it’s been
me putting x’s on the door. I got
so used to them being for me that
I almost walked in!
We’re so opposite on that spectrum!
I’m saving myself for marriage.
Really? Wow, I didn’t know people
still did that!
Anyways, I just came to drop
off her half of our project.
I know she’s not taking business
anymore, but I thought she might
So, you like business? I wanted
to start my own organic apothecary
business. But I just realized I
don’t know anything about business!
Well, if you ever need advice,
you can call me. My name is Chad.
Chad. I’m Toci.
See you around, Toci.
EXT. DOG HOUSE. AFTERNOON.
Anielle, Joshua, Toci, and George meet up to say goodbye. They give each other hugs.
See you guys next year, which
should be pretty uneventful,
very laid back and normal, right?
I don’t think our lives will ever
Well, what’s life without a few
monsters to slay?
They all laugh. They say goodbye to each other, pick up their bags, and leave. The sun shines brightly on their campus. A bat flies by and laughs wickedly.