“That better not be an invitation to our own wedding! I know your mom is getting impatient, but if she picked our venue for us… I haven’t gone bridezilla yet, but I swear I…!” Phoebe snatched the ornate stationery out of my hands, and when she viewed the communication on it, her eyes went wide in shock. “Seriously?”
“How long are you two gonna keep us in suspense?” Ellie probed.
I read out loud, “Miss Lilith Fenmore Adrannelech cordially invites you to her union with Engelbert G. Orlagh on May… Oh, it’s tomorrow, actually!”
Everyone who was in the vicinity of hearing my words stared at me in astonishment. For several seconds, my listeners simply strove to absorb this development, and then Aleck broke the silence by asserting, “Ha, ha Funny! What does it really say?”
“He’s not kidding! Does that sound like a dad joke to you?” Ginger prodded Aleck.
“Ah, who cares if she’s marrying another old codger?” Fletcher grumped. “She only sent you that letter to try and piss you off! Let’s not worry about her!”
Richard brought up, “Do you think it’s a mere coincidence you heard from the homeowner the same day her house burnt down?”
I responded, “God, I hope so!” Even though I had been anticipating a catastrophe preceding Damon’s reentrance into our realm, I was truly hoping to get proven incorrect about that! I would’ve preferred to have saved my anxiety for normal things like fixing my ceaselessly breaking abode and convincing my students the monsters they previously endured aren’t coming back! Okay, maybe normal wasn’t the right term for this, but still! As much as I wanted to get our inevitable confrontation over with, I also dreaded going through it again! I was mentally prepared for this battle, but I wasn’t… if that makes any sense!
“But, why would any spirits care if she marries this guy?” Rowan challenged Richard. “They were hoping to keep her single so they could date her?”
“The spirits have a new owner for their land, and they don’t like it! Why they don’t like him, I can’t tell you, but we’ll all have to keep our eyes peeled! Something scary’s gonna occur at any moment!” Richard wildly gestured for that final point, and his grip on his towel got lost! We all shied away from that unsightly spectacle, and after he covered himself back up, Richard pouted, “Wish they’d hurry and clear that smoke already so I can go back inside and conceal my tallywacker!”
Our focus switched between the nuptials’ announcement and the scorched edifice across the street. None of us were quite sure what it signified, but we all recognized that we were on the precipice of something huge! After a small stretch of inwardly contemplating different theories of what today’s incidents represented, Phoebe posed to me, “So, we’re RSVP’ing no to that unholy union, aren’t we?”
That evening, I sat at the small, circular dining room table that rested between the kitchen bar and the slightly lower elevation of our living room grading papers. It was pretty silent other than the guitar solo blaring in the background, and right when I noted how enjoyable it was to have a peacefully boring night, Jett sat down on my work with a toy mouse. “Not now!” I snapped. She didn’t budge, so I attempted to seize the contents beneath her bottom. That was an impossible feat, so I grabbed her plaything and threw it off of the table. I presumed that would be the end of it, but she resurfaced and plopped her plush rodent onto the ungraded quizzes once more! I gave it another go, and she repeated the same action! “You play fetch? Since when?”
My cellphone rang, and when I beheld who was calling, I groaned. I hurled Jett’s entertainment farther, held my documents on a notebook that rested on my legs, and begrudgingly pushed the speakerphone on. “Hey, Mom! Just your periodic reminder, texting is always an option for your lectures!”
“Oh, no! You’re not getting away from this that easily!” she scolded me. “You can’t keep avoiding this! If you’re gonna tie the knot in June, you should’ve picked the site for it in April at the latest! This is completely irresponsible!”
“Nuh-uh! It’s life, which changes a lot!” I clapped back. “We had a place in mind, but we had to leave ‘cause-.”
My mother interrupted me, “Why? Just ‘cause it wasn’t perfect? I’ve got a newsflash for you: nothing is gonna be perfect! Sometimes, you gotta work with what you’ve got and make the best of it! Whatever the issue was, overlook it and enjoy your marriage! If you hurry, you can get your reservation back before they fill it! Give them a call, quick!”
I sardonically stated, “Gosh, I’d love to, but the health department shut that joint down. Maybe the government will still let us use it if we sign a waiver for the toxic mold! Gotta overlook imperfections, right?”
“Oh, toxic mold? I see… Hmm, there’s gotta be something else in your area…” my mom contemplated this matter for a bit.
“This time, it was constipation!” Phoebe announced as she emerged from the bathroom. “I’ve got the bubble guts, but nothing will come out! My stomach keeps accumulating more and more gas, but nothing comes out! It’s the worst! Gosh, I never thought I’d miss the diarrhea!” She glanced at my phone, and her visage paled. “Oh no! You’re on a call?”
My mother assured her, “Oh, don’t sweat it, kiddo! My husband was a doctor, and I’ve heard worse at the dinner table! Besides, after you become a mom, poopy stuff doesn’t phase you much! Once, I was listening to Tom Petty’s new album while cleaning the bathtub, and both these things made it so I didn’t hear or smell anything. Connor took his diaper off, and-!”
I cut her off, “Can we discuss something else?”
“Of course! So, about your wedding venue…” my mother conversed.
“Actually, why don’t you finish telling her about the mural I created?” I didn’t expect that to work, but I had to try! It wasn’t like I could reveal any supernatural entanglements we had to my mom! For real, how could I say we were scared to pick another location due to the threat of a paranormal pest’s remanifestation? It might’ve been humorous to witness her reaction at first, but the consequences that were certain to follow wouldn’t have proved to be worth it! I sincerely prayed that she would drop the subject so I could give my brain a break from endeavoring to manufacture plausible rationales!
My mom ignored my invitation to relay an embarrassing story from my youth and suggested, “Ooh! What about the Arioch? William had a conference there before- it’s classy!”
Phoebe disagreed, “No, it’s not!” I knew exactly why she had said that, and neither of us wanted to narrate the sordid tale of how a giant, pornographic film company rented the facility and its star was Phoebe’s little sister! Mara also attempted to seduce me in that hotel, so that locale was tainted! From memories- she wasn’t successful! I decided to save this recollection in my back pocket though in case I needed to distract my mother again! Phoebe concocted a fabrication for her outburst, “I mean, it used to be, but after the mudslides, the entire facility is a mess!”
“Goodness! I didn’t realize the rain got that bad in the suburbs!” my mom confundedly expressed. Phoebe and I gazed at each other in apprehension of the feasibility of our claim, but luckily, my mom propositioned, “What about Camael’s Gardens? That’s nowhere near the mountains, so it should be fine!”
“No, that’s… too close to our rival high school! It’d be too awkward having it in their territory!” I cringed at my own creation. It was a lame justification, but it was all I could drum up on the spot like that.
My mother scoffed at that, “Wow! What nonsense! I’m gonna set up an appointment for you two to tour the premises- no ifs, ands, or buts!” Phoebe and I both opened our mouths to object, but we didn’t dare disobey an edict with that much authority! Even at forty, I still feared my mom’s wrath from my intentional rule-breaking! “And Phoebe, dear, drink some prune juice! It works better than a laxative! You’ll need to get better fast ‘cause your wedding day will roll by faster than you expect!”
After she hung up, I reluctantly concurred, “She’s correct!”
“About the prune juice or our wedding day?” Phoebe wondered.
“Both!” I sighed, and then I concluded, “We need to figure out what Damon’s up to ASAP! We can’t move on with our plans if we don’t know his!”
Phoebe quizzed me, “How are we supposed to do that? We don’t have any clues what form he’ll even appear in!”
Jett perched herself on more materials from my class, and one page in particular struck me with inspiration. “Maybe someone else can help give us some clues…”
“Thank you for calling Rosemary King High School! This is Mrithan speaking. How can I assist you?” I overheard Mrithan greet a person who contacted the campus by phone. I waited at the side of the front desk while a fairly young man with neatly parted hair, business casual clothes, and a warm-tan complexion listened to someone speak with a receiver supported by his left shoulder while holding a large stack of folders in his arms. He listened politely, but I could discern that Mrithan did not care for this conversation. “Uh-huh, uh-huh! Yes, ma’am! Yeah, I… Uh-huh! Hold on, let me save you some time! I… And, you’re continuing anyways, great! Mmm-hmm… Okay! So, we don’t handle class reunion stuff! That’s all done through a committee on ClassBook! Yes, even the sixty year folks! You don’t know what ClassBook is? Uh, do you have grandkids? Perfect! Ask them! You’re welcome! Bye-bye!”
“Hi, Mrithan!” I pleasantly regarded him as soon as he hung up.
Apparently, Mrithan didn’t realize my presence there until right then since he jumped from fright! His entire stack tumbled to the floor, and Mrithan somewhat timidly conveyed to me, “Hi, Connor!”
As I aided him in cleaning up that disarray, I inquired, “How’s it going?”
Mrithan shrieked and swiftly dove away from the counter’s structure, and he became relieved after making an assessment, “Oh! It was just a cord!” He renewed his concentration in reorganizing his heap, and he replied to me, “Fine! Why wouldn’t it be?”
“Well, I assumed things would get better for you once Damon got out of your-!” I tried to verbalize to him.
“Shh!” Mrithan dropped more of his belongings as he put his finger up to his lips. “Don’t ever utter that name again! I have no idea what’ll bring him back, but I don’t wanna risk doing anything to invite his return! At least not ‘til the summer when I go on my family’s trip to Bora Bora! Surely, with all the happiness and sunshine of the islands, no demon would find me there, don’t you think?”
“Uh… naturally!” I didn’t imagine that Damon would have any boundaries if he harbored a deep desire to attack somebody personally, but Mrithan was obviously too agitated to hear this, so I gingerly broached the topic I came to chat with him about, “So, do you know how he’ll strike, or-?”
Mrithan shuddered. “No, but with a vast access to the spiritual realm, it’s bound to be horrible! And I don’t wanna be around when it arrives! After I allied with you and, well, general sanity, he’s probably super upset! I betrayed my ancestor who got kicked out of the Karro lineage by siding with the town that supported the previous patriarch of our relatives, and now, he’ll seek out revenge for this choice!”
I made a bid to offer him solace, “Nah! He’s not the vengeful type! He’s so sweet and even-tempered!” As Mrithan carted his paraphernalia to a cabinet, he gave me a look of total disbelief, so I changed my tune, “Alright, so we can stop him before he ever gets started! Maybe if we discovered what triggered this madness, we can use this information to… I dunno! Scare him, maybe? What occurred to him at this school when he was attending it?”
“He went to this school?” Mrithan gasped.
“You didn’t know that?” I pondered.
While Mrithan put his materials away, he leveled with me, “When I was still hearing the voices, they mostly just barked orders. I couldn’t ask questions, they always seemed like they were in a rush! In a rush for what, I haven’t the foggiest notion! They’re all dead, why rush?”
I summarized our interaction, “So, you don’t have anything that might benefit me in my quest to destroy that otherworldly jagoff permanently?”
“Not unless you’d like me to get off my medication and see what happens!” Mrithan asserted.
“God, no! Don’t do that! Well, if you think of anything that could lend me a hand, give me a ring!” I forlornly readied myself to exit.
Mrithan halted me in my steps by shouting, “Wait! I may have something that could be useful to you…”